Fried Beer

Ever since the inauguration five years ago of the Big Tex Choice Awards at the Texas State Fair, food vendors have been deep-frying the impossible in their pursuit of the Most Creative and Best Taste awards.

As the Dallas Morning News reports, the Fried Beer was the result of a painful process of trial and error for creator Mark Zamble. His initial efforts kept exploding once they hit the fryer, and he kept getting burned. Zamble has already applied for a patent and trademark for Fried Beer, which appears to be a pocket of pretzel dough filled with its signature beverage

iPad Keg-o-meter

This is both dorky, yet pretty awesome. I'm on the fence.

Beer Can Carrier - Rambo Style

If you remember the movie swordfish, this is the beer can version of a bomb belt.

The Hops Holster Can Ammo Pack($30) includes 12 insulated holsters and each one can hold a single 12-ounce can.

"Next time you're tailgating, camping or attending a BYOB party you can avoid those long, thirsty walks back to the cooler or the fridge by keeping a plethora of your favorite canned beers right on your chest. Warning:Wearing this holster may result in your friends using you as a human pack mule that exclusively carries beer"